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The party of Sam Brinton — that mustachioed cross-dressing luggage thief that Democrats trusted with the nation’s nuclear waste — spent a day or two trying to convince the world that JD Vance was too “weird” to be vice president. Then they went and topped themselves (is that a genuine Lefty kink?) with the cringiest Zoom call ever.
Featuringcelebritiesyouprobablysawinmoviesnolessthanadecadeago,the#WhiteDudesForKamalaZoomcallwasbilledas[feelings],andtheNewYorkTimeswaseagertoplayalong,sayingthegroup“showedthebreadthofDemocraticsupportforhercandidacy.”
Harrisisblack(ish),yousee,sowhitedudeswouldn’tnormallyvoteforherbecauseliterallyeverythingisracist.Whenawhitedudevotesforablack(ish)candidate,it’saworld-shatteringevent.Also:Barackwho?
Thediversitywasoffthecharts.
“TheLordoftheRings”supportingactorSeanAstin—mostoftenseenthesedaysonX—setthetone,explainingthatthecallwasachancetoshow“thatmencangathertotalkabouthowwefeel.”Myoldfriend,ArizonaCentralcolumnistandundisputedki
